After Jimmy purchases an old beat-up car from a police auction, he and Mickey accidentally lock Ben inside. Meanwhile, Alba catches Chip secretly pretending to be Sabrina’s online crush and she encourages him to keep it going.
When Alba goes on vacation, Mickey appoints Sabrina with babysitting duties when she leaves for a night out. When Sabrina decides that a night out of her own is more appealing, she and Mickey end up in jail. Meanwhile, Jimmy meets a new friend.
After Ben wets the bed at a sleepover with fellow classmates, Mickey, Alba and Jimmy go to extreme lengths in order to save his reputation. Meanwhile, when Sabrina loses her fake ID, Chip offers to help get her a replacement in exchange for a night out with her and her friends.
Mickey teaches Chip and his friend how to gamble, and they end up losing a large sum of money. In an attempt to win the money back, Mickey uses Sabrina’s new relationship with the Junior National Women’s Soccer team captain to place a bet on one of their games. Meanwhile, Jimmy becomes overly invested in the soccer team’s success.
Mickey and the gang accompany Alba to church after she admits she may have a substance abuse problem. When she invites her priest over for Sunday football, the Pembertons take a liking to him. Meanwhile, Ben questions his belief in God, forcing Jimmy and Sabrina to guide him.
When chaperoning Ben’s school field trip to a trash dump, Mickey and Alba discover that an unfamiliar young boy made his way on the bus back. The two work together to return the lost child but make it extremely difficult for themselves along the way. Meanwhile, Chip and Sabrina take advantage of Colonel’s status as a veteran, only before it comes back to bite them.